Monday, November 22, 2010

Homer Spit and Alaska Humor


Here is a picture that Steve and Tammy posted of the clerk trip to Homer Spit. John, Steve, and Rebecca all went down to Homer and then to Voz for the inauguration of their youth court.

Tammy and Steve have posted these funny questions that are often asked about Alaska--Dumb Humor--and some odd Alaska laws too-- well worth checking out.

These are my favorites of the stupid questions:

  1. What currency do you use?
  2. Do you live in an igloo?
  3. How old does a caribou have to be before it becomes a moose?
  4. Will we see whales on the river rafting adventure?
  5. Does the boat go under water?
  6. What time do the Northern Lights come on?
  7. Which of the animals do we get to pet?
  8. Will the Glacier still be there in the summer?
  9. At the Talkeetna moose dropping festival someone asked, How high do they drop the moose from anyway?
  10. Do the barrels of oil going through pipeline make a lot of noise?
  11. (On a Whale Watching tour) Where do we see the hunchbacks?
  12. Is there electricity in Alaska?
  13. Why don't you clean the glacier?
  14. What sort of dye is used to give those glaciers that blue color?
  15. How long have you been a Native?
  16. (While in Denali National Park) Where do they take the animals when the Park closes for winter?
  17. Fossilized ivory from woolly mammoths are sold in a local gift shop a customer comes in and get upset and asks, why was the woolly mammoth killed for the ivory?
  18. What building do you keep the glaciers in?

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