Dear Kyle,
We understand Mr. Pibb is your absolute favorite soda. We have now made Mr. Pibb available at our local theater. We assume this will compel you to visit us. That's right... Mr. Pibb on tap at our movie theater. Mm Hm, we thought so.
Sincerely,
The Municipality of Anchorage
thank you, Anchorage, and thank you, Stan Smith of Langley Falls, Virginia for your interest in a visit from Kyle Fees.
ReplyDeleteas you know, there are multiple cities vying for a visit from Kyle, Tracy and Taro, but only so many funds with which they can travel.
please let it be known that we appreciate your interest and efforts. if you're looking for other ideas, you could change your name to Kyle (like this Topeka changed its name to to attract Google).
until further notice or when a decision has been made, you will remain short-listed for next year's travel destinations (other places include San Francisco, Boston, Toronto, Seattle/Vancouver, & Beijing/Qingdao, PR China).
best,
the bear family.
Dear Kyle,
ReplyDeleteLAME.
Sincerely,
Anchorage